TIN FOIL HAT - Embroidered Conspiracy Beanie

Protect your thoughts. Block the beams. Confuse the greys. The Tin Foil Beanie delivers just the right blend of comfort, fashion and subtle "don't talk to me about the moon landing" energy. Embroidered boldly with “Tin Foil” across the front, this stealthy black beanie lets everyone know you’re not just aware—you’re prepared. Flip it around and you’ll find our signature logo: because nothing says “Do Not Beam Me Up” like tasteful headgear. Slip it on. Trust no one. Look amazing.

⦁ Warm, soft and stretchy knit
⦁ Black with silver embroidery 
⦁ 100% acrylic
⦁ Made in USA

*Disclaimer: Claims are untested, unverified and udderly 🐄 ridiculous. Beanie probably doesn't actually block telepathy, government scans, or tractor beams.🛸